ISSUE 36 WINTER 2018 |
CONTENTS
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EDITORIAL -
Ken Clay
THE BEAT YEARS -
Ken Champion
NFT
Alexis Lykiard
MIND THE GAP
Alexis Lykiard
WISEING UP, WINDING
DOWN Alexis
Lykiard
THREE HAIKU
Alexis Lykiard
THE CRUCIBLE –
Martin
Keaveney
GOODBYE AND BUGGER
YOU – Keith
Howden
THE BOILING FOTZE WHAT CHURNS WE
- Tanner
SHOPPING THIEVES (1)
– Bob Wild
DEAD AND BURIED –
Felix
Goodbody
THE BEECHES (3)
–
David
Birtwistle
MOVING ON (1)
-
Ivan
de Nemethy
NOTHINGNESS AND POLO
MINTS John
Lee –
Ron Horsefield
THE BIRTH OF AMERICAN
ANTICOMMUNISM –
Jim Burns
POOR WOMAN –
Tom Kelly
IN SEARCH OF
FORGOTTEN MEMORIES-
RECOLLECTIONS IN CAPTIVITY (2) –
John Lee
THE BUS STOP
–
Colin Dunn
EDITORIAL
OIKS AND PROLES
Nine years ago The Crazy Oik kicked off with noble aspirations –
to rescue the unknown from oblivion with, perhaps, a radical slant in
its content. But Marx would never have written “Oiks of the world
unite…” Something not quite right here. Things were changing.
Its progenitor, Voices, was more obviously committed. It ran
from 1972-1984 and would never have called a proletarian an oik. Its
first editor, Ben Ainley, was a retired schoolteacher and CPGB
apparatchik, like
A horny-handed scribe seeks le mot juste. We imagine the missus
shouting “Stop chewing that pencil Bert. It cost me two and six.” But
that’s how commie proles were in those days before Thatcher’s meat
grinder fired up.
Autre temps autre moeurs. Pencils are now fifty for a quid in
Poundland and these days Bert would be plonking on his laptop when he
wasn’t watching football on his 55 inch flat screen TV. Anonymity? No,
he’s a celeb. He can reach one billion readers via his twitter account
and record his every burp, fart and bowel movement on Facebook or
Youtube. It’s progress innit? As for radical politics >yawn< “Naah – why
bother? Whoever you vote for the government always gets in.” Mindless
narcissism has reached its apotheosis with its iconic emblem - the
selfie-stick.
Meanwhile, in a more rational part of the forest, we reject this
passing madness and bend our energies to having a larf. I’m not sure
Bert of Voices did want to be rich and famous. The floppy barnet and
less than fashionable shirt suggests a more principled consciousness.
Yis, I’m sure he’d have been a Crazy Oik contributor. He may still be
out there, a spritely 90 year old. And he probably would favour a pencil
with a well-chewed end rather than some annoying gadget which needed a
battery and was always burpin an beepin. So we say Berts of the world
unite – you have nothing to lose but your egomania. The Crazy Oik wants
to hear from you. You won’t become famous (we guarantee it) but you’ll
be respected as one of a community of like-minded souls. You may even
have the odd larf.
Ken Clay January 2018
For more on Voices log onto www.mancvoices.co.uk a website which
reproduces every word and graphic of the original series
NFT
Some of my happiest
here in our deepest, culturally-deprived South-West,
MIND THE GAP!
An exhortation one should always take to heart
A fortnight spent with sorely bruised and swollen jaw
Spells torpid, grudged abstention from all alcohol.
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