ISSUE 43
AUTUMN 2019
EDITORIAL
- Ken Clay
CREATIVE
GATHERINGS – Jim Burns
FOOLHARDY PERENIALS -
Alexis Lykiard
NET RESULT -
Alexis Lykiard
THE LATE
SEPTEMBER 1ST 2019 -
Alexis Lykiard
SEVEN HAIKU –
Alexis Lykiard
CINEPHILIA – Ken Champion
NEAR THE KNUCKLE –
David Birstwistle
A
THE PAIN
IN
THE SLEEPWALKER –
George Aitch
SUREST SHIT –
Tanner
LYING LOW FOR THE DURATION –
David Birstwistle
TAINTED AT LAST –
Tanner
YOU’RE STILL GOING TO GIGS?
– Jeff Bell
BLACKIE (3) –
Bob Wild
PROLETARIAN PHILOSOPHERS –
Ron Horsefield
ON THE
I’VE WRITTEN THIS POEM BEFORE –
Tanner
THE VERY
TRUTH OF THINGS – Jim Greenhalf
EDITORIAL
THE
PROBLEMS OF PUBLICATION This issue is bookended by two contributions
inspecting the plight of the isolated artist. Jim Burns reviews Mary Ann
Caws’ book Creative Gatherings
while Jim Greenhalf analyses the state of poetry in the Elsewhere - breaking news - Alan Dent tells me
that Andy Croft’s publishing operation Smokestack is about to pack it in
and Wigan poet Peter Street reports that John Lucas’s Shoestring is also
heading for the exit. In another part of the forest Aubrey Malone (one
of our most successful authors) thinks you’ll get nowhere without an
agent and that publishers are rapacious bloodsuckers who do bugger all
and suggest, far from energetically marketing your great work, that you
“harvest” your own reviews. Aubrey is a very competent negotiator of
these minefields and has published in many genres but even he has
trouble launching his 600 page wrist-bending novels. Tanner,
does have an agent and has
managed (pace Aubrey) to get
nowhere nevertheless. Conventional publishing does sound an expensive,
time consuming business and must be full of risk. “No M. Proust we’d be
mad to publish Swann’s Way”
(this from NRF reader Andre Gide) likewise Sam Beckett’s first novel got
rejected 74 times and even Nabokov had to resort to pornographer Maurice
Gerodias to get Lolita into print: it was touch and go – he was ready to
chuck it on the fire. So whaddyagonnado? There’s always the vanity
press (Proust, a millionaire, went down this route and paid for the
first edition of Swann’s Way).
But they’re even more bloodsucking than the mainstream. At least the
conventional publisher takes a punt and risks his investment (think of
the poor sod who recommended an advance to Rees-Mogg). Vanity presses
take no risks – they want the whole cost (plus profit) up front. They
may even insist you buy a few hundred too. Poetry anthologies try a
variant of this. A hundred poets stump up a tenner each to get in the
collection. The publisher is already a thousand up and stays ahead even
if he generously gives the poet a “freebie”. But if you want a couple
for your granny – that’ll be another twenty quid thanks Little mags are another distressed area. Even TS
Eliot had to resort to the begging bowl for
Criterion. The best rarely
last more than ten years. The Crazy Oik however (if this comparison
isn’t too bathetic) is now in its eleventh year and our parallel
publishing venture Penniless Press Publications has been going since
2011. It has produced over 80 titles – three of which have been reviewed
in the Times Literary Supplement.
A revolution? Well sort of. Take a bow Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos. (who’s
that hissing at the back?) Print on demand technology means you can
knock out a 250 page paperback book for about a fiver (yes there’s a
learning curve but it isn’t a brain-burster) You’ll be listed on a
global distribution system, including Amazon and Borders, and get your
book lodged for ever in a
Deposit Library. Not celebrity I admit; just immortality.
Caws celebrates the
enthusiasm and synergy of creative groups. Money and fame don’t come
into it – in fact they are snares which technology looks like releasing
us from. Perhaps the trajectory of the Oik reveals something. Being a
modest, self-effacing kind of bloke (he bragged) it was only around
issue 35 that I registered it with an ISSN. This meant the British
Library got every issue. Of course I didn’t have spares of the earlier
ones and thought their request for a complete set was merely a
bureaucratic reflex. But no. They persisted, politely, and I managed to
cobble up an almost complete set. They thanked me for this and it
dawned: Christ! These people are really interested! Later, on a visit to
little mag polymath Jim Burns’ he produced a fat, handsome reference
work
British Poetry Magazines 1914-2000: a history and bibliography of
‘little magazines’
by
Richard Price. It wasn’t quite stout Cortez on the peak in
ALEXIS LYKIARD
September 1st, 2019
It's eighty years
since Auden's poem appeared –
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I'm sitting in a bar on Fore Street,
Elsewhere scheming politicians are at
Now the living's uneasy, still good if not pretty,
Hapless Exonians have endured a low and dishonest decade: ----------------------------------- |
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