ISSUE 48
WINTER 2021
EDITORIAL -
Ken Clay
WINE, WOMEN AND WORK
–
Alexis Lykiard
THE DUNGIAD -
Keith Howden
NOTHING LIKE DYING –
Keith Howden
KILLALA –
Aubrey Malone
DESPERATE
REMEDIES – Alexis Lykiard
CREATURE
COMFORT Alexis
Lykiard
AUTUMN MARVEL
-
Alexis Lykiard
NO DAWN YET -
Alexis Lykiard
LAND OF NOD -
Alexis Lykiard
THE SECRET WAR AGAINST THE ARTS – Jim
Burns
A ROUND DOZEN –
David Birstwistle
DONNITHORNE (2) –
Andrew Lee Hart
ME AND LS LOWRY AT THE STONE GALLERY –
Tom Kelly
ON TIME –
John Lee
INTERNET BANKING – A COMMIE BOON –
Ron Horsefield
SOCIOPATHIST –
Tanner
THE CONFESSION (1)
Bob Wild
RELIGIOUS AFFAIRS –
Ken Champion
I ATE IT COLD (1) –
Ivan de Nemethy
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING – Nigel Ford
EDITORIAL
BERNARD AND
BUKO The
centrepiece of Bernard van Orley’s great triptych
The Virtue of Patience
shows the unleashed forces of evil bringing down the
palace. Those rich gits look quite shocked. But
where are these unleashed forces today when you need
them? Luther’s Diet of Worms took place in the same
year and a few years after that the German Peasants’
revolt kicked off. Luther was agin that too and
thought the ratty rustics should be shot like dogs.
Destroying the Catholic church was, apparently,
enough to be going on with.
Now, exactly five
hundred years later we’re still waiting for the rich
gits’ comeuppance; but don’t hold your breath. The
left panel showing Job losing his sheep farm is
about where we are now. But
in another part of the forest Alexis Lykiard kindly
allowed me to raid his website. I stumbled across a
piece on Charles Bukowski. Buko was an archetypal
little mag contributor and stayed loyal to the Black
Sparrow Press, long after he became famous. Alexis
considers his three novels
Factotum, Post Office
and
Women.
His piece appeared in Jim Burns’ magazine
Palantir
issue 19 in 1982. The mag ran from 1976 to 1983 –
Jim edited
Palantir
from issue 3. The last issue was number 23. The odd
example is still on offer for about a tenner at
Abebooks, or if you’re a little mag nut you could
get a batch of 13 for £50 from a dealer in Norfolk.
Jim, no doubt, has a full set in the great library
of Gatley. My modest hoard, courtesy of Alexis,
amounts to 5 issues which I propose to turn into a
website. I’m not a completist but like to reproduce
a few to give the look and feel of these things.
It’s a kind of literary archaeology.
Charles Bukowski (1920-1994) was a complete oik
original, self-taught in the Los Angeles public
library where he picked up Camus, Celine, Hamsun
(yes Buko was bit of a Nazi and was born in Germany
with a German mother). He latched onto the work of
contemporaries like Hemingway, Dos Passos and John
Fante.
Alexis considers
his three novels very droll. I’m inclined to agree
recalling my first reading of
Post Office
about forty years ago. So I read it again – well not
quite the hilarious gut buster I remembered with a
hero locked into boozing, betting and bonking, (I
find Tanner funnier these days) but I picked up on
something deeper – a kind of authentic, anarchic
stoicism in his contempt for the boss, the system,
and his casual acceptance of rejection by society
and transient girlfriends – when he gets dumped he
simply puts his stuff in a bag and drives to a
nearby rooming house. If not quite in the league of
the
Meditations of Marcus
Aurelius this
book should be on the same shelf. Henry Chinaski, his alter
ego, works for eleven years in a boring Post Office
hellhole. If Kafka had been a drunken, sex-obsessed
race-track gambler Josef K would have looked like
this. Alienation would be the common feature. Buko
did three years in the PO so we can’t doubt his
sociological observations. But unlike his hero, Buko
had another dimension – he was driven to write like
a madman even though isolated and neglected until
Black Sparrow picked him up when he was in his
forties. Inspiring or what?
Aubrey Malone is another Buko fan and has written
two biographies:
Bukowski
(2018 an illustrated
edition) and
The Hunchback of East
Hollywood
(2003). Surely Bukowski must be considered the
laureate and patron saint of neglected oik
scribblers who, not unlike poor Job, was rescued
from obscurity by a beneficent deity (John Martin of
the Black Sparrow Press).
Ken
Clay January 2021
KEITH
HOWDEN With due deference to Alexander
Pope
The
Dungiad
(Argument to Book the First)
The shallow antics of the man
who brings
His fantasies to harm his
underlings,
I sing.
See how his mad mythologies advance, Called to his seat by Brexit
ignorance: We by his clownishness deceived
and curst, Watch Dunce the Second reign
like Dunce the First. See how their blindness lulled
us into sleep And spread a darkness over land
and deep. In older times we heard this
frightful tread When Snatcher issued from the
Gorgon’s head: Greed and deceit undid our
ancient right Tempted by Grantham’s child of
cash and night. Then fate, to punish more, a
fair idiot gave: Gross as his mother, this
performing knave, Laborious, heavy and a charlatan Who rules in anarchy a brainless
clan. His bag of clownish tricks and
silly lies Proclaim the truth that folly
never dies. Oh you, whatever quality you
wear, Intelligent or stupid, straight
or queer: Whether you search the
Guardian’s
sober air Or scan the
Telegraph,
sex-scandal’s lair, Consult the
Times to
weigh our Royal farce, Or use the page to scarify your
arse; Or when the Antipodean sunlight
comes Manipulate your urge for breasts
and bums; Glean the
Financial Times
to check your pelf Or merely seek enrichment for
yourself Within the halls where money
makes its nest, Join the massed ranks of gross
self-interest. Eton and Oxbridge set you on
your feet And wealthy mates will help you
to a seat. Here, the tin trumpets of a
turgid band, Great Bojo’s brazen, brainless
brothers stand. Within this bunch of avaricious
farts Are chaps who live by knowing
untruth’s arts And rich to start with, think it
by their wits They get to suck so hard at
money’s tits. Most find it difficult to
understand That honesty precludes the
underhand. Then, once inside the game of
this recess Slink to the Cabinet and join
the mess Of those who there aspire to
higher office Where dignity cedes place to
greater profits. To call a large majority a rump Is strange but true since even
Donald Trump Might brighten its dull
membership and sense A moral desert, low
intelligence. Here contemplate a Chaos dark
and deep Where nameless Somethings in
their causes sleep. Principle snores where ignorance
awakes And ductile dullness new
meanders takes….
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