ISSUE 57
SPRING 2023
EDITORIAL -
Ken Clay
JOANNA –
John Lee
A LONG
STRETCH OF YEARS – Alexis Lykiard
83 NOW
– Alexis Lykiard
OPPOSITE
EFFECT – Alexis Lykiard
UNDER
FALE FLAGS – Alexis Lykiard
STRONG
LANGUAGE – Alexis Lykiard
UK
REPRESENTATIVE IN ATHENS – Alexis
Lykiard
SANCTIFIED ODOURS – Alexis Lykiard
GREEK
LOYALTY– Alexis Lykiard
PENSIONS
POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE – Alexis
Lykiard
THE MODERN SHORT STORY
AND MAGAZINE CULTURE 1880 -1950 –Jim
Burns
SUMMER GHOSTS AND WINTER
REFLECTIONS – Alexis Lykiard
A HISTORY FOR LAURA –
Keith Howden
HAIL GLORIOUS SAINT
PATRICK – Aubrey Malone
ON COVID (3) –
Tanner
THE HEN CREE –
Tom Kelly
MAKING BLACK PUDDING –
Mark Ward
FIVE OIKUS –
David Birtwistle
KEEFIE – CHAPTER 1 –
Ken Champion
LITWIT –
Aubrey Malone
THE DAY THE TRAMP CAME –
Bob Wild
FARTHING (1) –
Andrew Hart
TRYING TO MAKE A
DIFFERNCE – Arthur Wild
TWO BURGLARIES –
Ron Horsefield
EDITORIAL
THE DEARTH AND ITS VIRTUES
Kids!
What are they like? Well if you really want to know the
present Oik might be a good starting point. Admittedly the
kids recalled by our old git contributors are from a
different era so consider it sociology rather than child
psychology. This issue has Aubrey Malone describing his
early life in Ballina in a chapter from his autobiography
Last of Nine. No
it doesn’t start with “there was a moocow coming down along
the road” even though Aubrey brother is a keen Joycean
somewhere in USA.
Bob Wild
remembers his early life in Manchester. Ken Champion
likewise recreates a cockney sparrer in his fine novel
Keefie. Alexis
Lykiard recalls writing his first novel in
Summer Ghosts and
Winter Impressions – not quite kidland but he was only
eighteen. Tom Kelly remembers a Tyneside boyhood.
How
thoughtful of the present govt to arrange a return to these
halcyon days of dearth. It’s money and greed what’s
corrupted us. Let’s dial back to that Spartan simplicity.
Back to a time when fiddling with the Bakelite knob on your
two valve wireless could serendipitously produce the excited
gabble of Isaiah Berlin extolling the virtues of Akmahtova
as one’s recent meal of snoek and chips digested noisily.
Yep, that was boyhood then and surely we were all the better
for it.
So nowt
about little mags and writing for a living then Ken?
Er..yis, since you mention it we draw your attention to Jim
Burns’ review of little mags 1880 – 1950 (quintessential
dearth) and as for getting rich and famous I reject this
bourgeois ethic. My somewhat severe take on these matters
was echoed in a letter to Aubrey:
But to
get back to writing – why do it? My own profile is almost
subterranean. I was shocked when my cousin’s wife (who grew
up in our street) told me her neighbour had found one of my
immortal works on the internet (Nietzsche’s
Birthday
I think). The litany of neglect is well known – Beckett,
Nabokov, Nietzsche (his first book mouldered in his
publisher’s back room before getting pulped) Schopenhauer’s
first book
The
Fourfold Root of the Principal of Sufficient Reason
made his mum ask why he was writing about gardening.
I must be
the most hermetically sealed off of all PPP scribes. Waugh
was once asked if he read his old novels – Yes, he replied –
and I still laugh at them. That’s the mystery. You can
return to old stuff and enjoy it (or perhaps feel
embarrassed). It becomes a separate entity with a life of
its own (or something better put out of its misery). My aspiration is to entertain a few friends (Stendhal inscribed his books “to the Happy Few” and guessed correctly that he’d be famous fifty years later.) My energising feedback is of the “how I larfed!” variety. My own tentative (and ultimately failed) project to get published was a reply from Aiden Ellis the Henley on Thames publisher of Marguerite Yourcenar (among others). He’d read my squib “Decline and Fall” in John Murray’s mag Panurge and nearly fell off his chair. His missis thought he was having a heart attack. Result! Yep, just what I wanted. I was greatly bucked up - but never got round to writing the novel he requested.
Ken Clay April 2023 |
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