ISSUE 58
SUMMER 2023
EDITORIAL -
Ken Clay
JOHN MCGAHERN -Aubrey
Malone
ANCIENT CHRONICLES –
Alexis Lykiard
FRIENDS AND ACQUAINTANCES
Alexis Lykiard
ELDERLY EQUILIBRIUM
Alexis Lykiard
TRYING TO MAKE SENSE
Alexis Lykiard
A RABBI’S DAUGHTERS
Alexis Lykiard
MALDOROR ENGLISHED
Alexis Lykiard
UPROAR! SATIRE SCANDAL –
Jim Burns
LAURA (2)
Keith Howden
TONY PALMER –
John Lee
TRANSCENDENTAL STUDIES –Ron
Horsefield
ON COVID (4) –Tanner
TIES THAT BIND –
Tom Kelly
KEEFIE CHAPTER ONE (2)-
Ken Champion
LAST OF NINE – A CROWDED
FIELD – Aubrey Malone
THE BEGGAR’S BANQUET
– Mark Ward
END OF TERM –
David Birtwistle
SMART-ARSE PARKING –
Bob Wild
FARTHING (2) –
Andrew Hart
EDITORIAL
HORNY GEORGES
AND CRAZY WYNDHAM
Rooting through a few back issues of
Everybody’s
circa 1954 I came across a short biog of Georges
Simenon. Yep, the bloke was a phenomenon and had written
(up to then) around 160 novels. He could knock one off
in ten days. Andre Gide – the man who rejected Proust’s
submission of A
la recherche – was an admirer and considered him
“perhaps the greatest novelist in contemporary French
letters” The
smutty double entendre might occur to the English reader
– and it wouldn’t be that far off. Georges was a premier
league bonker. He himself wrote:
“Women are what has
fascinated me the most in life. I was hungry for all the
women I crossed paths with whose undulating rump was
enough to inflame me to physical pain. How many times
have I appeased this hunger with girls older than me, on
the threshold of a house or in some dark alley? Or I
would sneak into some of those houses in whose windows a
more or less fat and desirable woman wove placidly…. …I
did the math once. From the age of twelve, I had ten
thousand women in bed”
Even more than Giovanni’s
mille et tre.
(but that was just the Spanish total).
By this time
horny Georges had written over 300 novels – some in as
little as 24 hours. At the
age of 37, he was diagnosed with a very serious heart
problem. He believed he was going to die, so he wrote
his childhood and youth memories so that his son Marc
would know who his father was. The diagnosis was wrong
and Simenon lived to be 86. How
unlike the monastic isolation of the typical Oik scribe.
Or more specifically, Wyndham Lewis, a great fan of
Hitler, who invented the vorticist mag Blast. Ezra Pound
was another founding member who wound up in an Italian
jail. One might, at a stretch, see some similarities
with the Oik, or any other upstart new mag. Technology
has changed the odds these days and although Blast
lasted only two issues the Oik steams on to issue 58 and
is on a shelf in the British Library. So what
d’ya wanna be? A sex mad graphomaniac earning millions
who finishes up in the prestige Pleiade series. Or a
diligent, neglected litterateur shackled to the
tripewriter hoping for some belated recognition (yes, it
is a lottery) after your uncomprehending relatives
consign your complete works to the local garbage dump
after learning that Oxfam are not prepared to take them?
It’s obvious innit? Keep the eternal flame burning and
reject the undulating rump.
Ken Clay July 2023
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