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ISSUE 58

SUMMER 2023

CONTENTS

EDITORIAL - Ken Clay

JOHN MCGAHERN -Aubrey Malone

ANCIENT CHRONICLES – Alexis Lykiard

FRIENDS AND ACQUAINTANCES Alexis Lykiard

ELDERLY EQUILIBRIUM Alexis Lykiard

TRYING TO MAKE SENSE Alexis Lykiard

A RABBI’S DAUGHTERS Alexis Lykiard

MALDOROR ENGLISHED Alexis Lykiard

UPROAR! SATIRE SCANDAL – Jim Burns

LAURA (2) Keith Howden

TONY PALMER – John Lee

TRANSCENDENTAL STUDIES –Ron Horsefield

ON COVID (4) –Tanner

TIES THAT BIND – Tom Kelly

KEEFIE CHAPTER ONE (2)- Ken Champion

LAST OF NINE – A CROWDED FIELD – Aubrey Malone

THE BEGGAR’S BANQUET – Mark Ward

END OF TERM – David Birtwistle

SMART-ARSE PARKING – Bob Wild

FARTHING (2) – Andrew Hart

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EDITORIAL 

HORNY GEORGES AND CRAZY WYNDHAM 

Rooting through a few back issues of Everybody’s circa 1954 I came across a short biog of Georges Simenon. Yep, the bloke was a phenomenon and had written (up to then) around 160 novels. He could knock one off in ten days. Andre Gide – the man who rejected Proust’s submission of A la recherche – was an admirer and considered him “perhaps the greatest novelist in contemporary French letters”

The smutty double entendre might occur to the English reader – and it wouldn’t be that far off. Georges was a premier league bonker. He himself wrote: “Women are what has fascinated me the most in life. I was hungry for all the women I crossed paths with whose undulating rump was enough to inflame me to physical pain. How many times have I appeased this hunger with girls older than me, on the threshold of a house or in some dark alley? Or I would sneak into some of those houses in whose windows a more or less fat and desirable woman wove placidly…. …I did the math once. From the age of twelve, I had ten thousand women in bed”  Even more than Giovanni’s mille et tre. (but that was just the Spanish total).  By this time horny Georges had written over 300 novels – some in as little as 24 hours.

At the age of 37, he was diagnosed with a very serious heart problem. He believed he was going to die, so he wrote his childhood and youth memories so that his son Marc would know who his father was. The diagnosis was wrong and Simenon lived to be 86.

How unlike the monastic isolation of the typical Oik scribe. Or more specifically, Wyndham Lewis, a great fan of Hitler, who invented the vorticist mag Blast. Ezra Pound was another founding member who wound up in an Italian jail. One might, at a stretch, see some similarities with the Oik, or any other upstart new mag. Technology has changed the odds these days and although Blast lasted only two issues the Oik steams on to issue 58 and is on a shelf in the British Library.

So what d’ya wanna be? A sex mad graphomaniac earning millions who finishes up in the prestige Pleiade series. Or a diligent, neglected litterateur shackled to the tripewriter hoping for some belated recognition (yes, it is a lottery) after your uncomprehending relatives consign your complete works to the local garbage dump after learning that Oxfam are not prepared to take them? It’s obvious innit? Keep the eternal flame burning and reject the undulating rump.

 

Ken Clay July 2023

 

 

ANCIENT CHRONICLES

[i.m. P.B. 1919-1999]

No longer smart but glum, the High Street of that place
She used to call affectionately ‘Honey Town’:
Shop-fronts grown shabby and properties boarded up,
Pointless graffiti, dusty windows with cracked panes,
Listlessness, grubby flats, small businesses shut down.
Our new Pandemic Era has brought threadbare times,
A poorer look to this once-thriving rural scene 

Unlikely friends from very different backgrounds,
We often worked together in the Seventies
And Eighties… Dead now for over twenty years,
Devonian through and through, the archetypal
‘Local girl made good’, she only stressed her slow
West Country burr to make a joke or mock
Some literary daftness or pretension. 

Readings, courses, Poets in Schools (a worthy scheme
Long gone): our freelancing required both tact and humour,
Proving much harder work than might be thought in those
More idealistic times of Eng. Lit. Her complaint
Of being cheeked by children she dubbed “Seaton scum”–
Plus subsequent tirade – was shocking, sadder now
In retrospect.… Having moved on and left behind

Her modest origins and starry student days,
This tall, patrician-seeming figure, always groomed
Immaculate, converted to the Catholic myth,
Espousing high-toned snobbery. Quite a far cry
From her sectarian Exmouth, earlier extreme
Retired from academe and later London too –
Where with her second husband she became grande dame,
 

Their Hampstead residence the handy pied à terre
She moved back finally to Devon, set down roots
In an imposing farmhouse a few miles away.
But gradually her sense of humour seemed to wane,
And when my marriage failed, I was non grata
Divorced herself, she never spoke to me again,
For our divergent views were bound to spell the end 

Of friendship.  It’s strange, strolling through this market town,
Dull streets of worn façades and faded lettering;
Decades after her death, how feelings remain mixed
About those ‘better days’ we hoped we’d live to see.
As for our books, proud constructs which retain forlorn
Inscriptions – grimy windows on the past, odd names,
Concealed identities – will they seem grey, prolix?  

Loath to criticise my long-adopted homeland,
Country and county both-I still end up perplexed:
How do philosophic folk become grim cynics,
Or once clear-thinking, witty sceptics turn devout?
Though people just like places age and change, the slow
Effects of compromise, or sure decline, can thus
Unsettle a survivor bidding ghosts farewell.

Alexis Lykiard